canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

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fuckyeahidiotonfacebook:

i’d be more embarrassed that people saw I was using an ask jeeves toolbar.

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thefrogman:

I enjoy abusing new features on Facebook. 

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iamtonysexual:

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i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN

I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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10000wordslater:

So we did this to our band room last week, and I wanted to take a mini Misha to Misha when I saw him at Comic Con, so I ripped one off for him, but the head came off! (I ripped a second one but brought the first to show him haha)
When shown the picture of our tear-off sheet he chuckled :D he’d never seen one like that before haha
Then I have him tiny headless Misha and he held him up to his head so I could take a picture!! xD 
Brilliant brilliant man right there folks ❤ reblog if you love this man!

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otpswillruinyourlife:

thaiannasurvive:

This is a munchkin cat, they have the same gene that gives dachshunds their long body and short legs. Enjoy. - Imgur

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pleatedjeans:

Facebook is Full of Dumb (21 Pics)

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