I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
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i’d be more embarrassed that people saw I was using an ask jeeves toolbar.
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HE TRIED TO ESCAPE
FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT
SEA PANCAKE OUT
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So we did this to our band room last week, and I wanted to take a mini Misha to Misha when I saw him at Comic Con, so I ripped one off for him, but the head came off! (I ripped a second one but brought the first to show him haha) When shown the picture of our tear-off sheet he chuckled :D he’d never seen one like that before haha Then I have him tiny headless Misha and he held him up to his head so I could take a picture!! xD Brilliant brilliant man right there folks ❤ reblog if you love this man!
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This is a munchkin cat, they have the same gene that gives dachshunds their long body and short legs. Enjoy. - Imgur
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